Showing posts with label Jeff Goldblum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeff Goldblum. Show all posts

20 Oct 2017

PLAIN GARBAGE


Movie stories with merging human and animal genome can never work, whether it is about a spider-man or the fly-man.

Merging the nonmergable won’t be made more convincing neither by the stellar crew (Goldblum, Davis) nor by the solid director (Cronenberg). Trashy special effects will only contribute to the overall tragicomedy of the entire flick.

„The Fly” is one of movies that was out of date at the very moment it emerged and still remains so.






10 Oct 2016

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD



Rebooting will burry Hollywood. No director shall be spared, no movie shall retain the minimal dignity earned 20 or so years before. Nor will Emmerich's amusing 90s blockbuster „Independence day”, now driven into the hardcore high-tech future conflict with the resurging aliens. The old crew is all here (minus Will Smith), some fresh faces and CGI are stepping in, but all of that just won't make any difference.

The result will be utter devastation of brain cells, a collection of random events, thin and non-existent plots, as well as a horrifying intro into a whole franchise of this... nonsence.

„Independence day: Resurgence” will suck out any ounce of quality from its predecessor and bore you to death.