29 Feb 2016

MESMERISING



Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu is a true genius of movie making, especially when it comes to photography and editing. This was acknowledged from the Academy as well with all major „oscars” going to his masterpiece 2014. drama-comedy „Birdman”.

Where Mexican director stopped with „Birdman”, he continued with „The Revenant”. Located in a vast exterior on northern US and Canada, this survival drama brought us even more ingenious camera from double „Oscar” laureate Emmanuel Lubezky and some really breathtaking action sequences and wide shots.

The script is in the background, consisting of standard segments: revenge, good and bad inside people, savagery. The thing that separates „The Revenant” from the classic western genre is that Inarritu finally succeeded in a century-long cinemamaker's dream, to totally whipe out the border between the viewer and the movie itself. And he did it without much CGI and expensive sets. He did it with his camera, his cuts, wide angle lenses and through fascinating roles achieved by Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy (almost a certain „Oscar”). The music is also minimal, as well as the dialogue itself, completing director's trademark full control of the entire flick that begins from the production, continues through the writing of the script and culminates with the leading place behind the camera.

„The Revenant” may easily be the most perfectly shot movie ever and definitely one of the best US flicks of 2015.


28 Feb 2016

SATISFYINGLY SCARY



Horror flicks are in a huge crisis in a past couple of decades, especially when it comes to Hollywood production.

„Vacancy” is a classic horror script from the beginning to the very end. Plot rotating around the spooky motel inhabited with some really twisted characters isn't something that we haven't already seen, but the tension is on a decent level, as well as the main actors (Kate Beckinsale, Frank Whaley). Unfortunately, the ending will also be in a „safe” mode, which is a real shame.

„Vacancy” is one of the rare solid US horror movies for the genre lovers in the past decade.


26 Feb 2016

TOO MUCH



„Avengers” represented one of the rare franchises with a potential to attract the wider public in a highly saturated market for rebooted comics. To be more precise, it represented such a potential until its latest part.

„Age of Ultron” will pretty much sound and look like „Transformers” sequels when it comes to ridiculous script, overacted roles and CGI congested action sequences. You won't care what happens next, nor what will come of your favourite character. It just won't matter to you if you have any taste in cinema left.

„Age of Ultron” is one truly unnecessary and excessive part of a pretty decent franchise.



25 Feb 2016

PLAIN BORING



Trailers are one of the most ruthless tools of film industry. Those several moments excerpted from the movie can attract the potential viewer, but can also significantly reduce box-office success.

„Black mass” will attract you with its trailer, showing you one of the most mesmerizing roles of Johnny Depp in past ten years, but will sadly offer you nothing more than that. Inconclusive and chaotic story about Boston's notorious brothers that ruled the city in '70s and '80s will take through more than two hours of boring subplots leading nowhere interrupted by occasional brutal murder. And that's it. Literally.

Even if you're a Johnny Depp fan, „Black mass” is one just of those plain boring movies.



24 Feb 2016

NOTHING NEW



Mountaineering movies haven’t come a long way since genre’s first box-office smasher, „Cliffhanger”. If we exclude several European tryouts („Nordwand”), everything else coming from Hollywood was mediocre. „Everest” doesn’t represent an exception from that rule.

Story based on true events takes us on a final civil excursion on the highest peak in the world which several climbers won’t finish among the living. Besides the highly speculative script, the main roles fail significantly (Josh BrolinKeira Knightley), while the better part of the casting remain unused (Jake Gyllenhaal, Sam Worthington). On the bright side, there are some merciless scenes and realistic portrays of climber’s final moments.

„Everest” offers nothing new to the subgenre and therefore should not be the subject of such a hype that followed it.


23 Feb 2016

NOT FUNNY



Trailers present a powerful weapon when it comes to presenting a movie, so you should be very careful with your expectations after them.

Story about the police psychiatrist that gets involved in the case of his patient promises a lot more laughs that Argentinian flick „On probation” delivers. Even the subplots with mafia and corrupted cops fail, leaving the viewer disappointed at the end.

„On probation” is one of those Argentinian comedies whose trailers tend to be more funny that the movies themselves really are.


22 Feb 2016

UNCOMPREHENSIVE GUILLERMO



Guillermo del Toro's is one of those horror directors that tend not to make scary movies, just like M. Night Shyamalan. His stories revolve around children, particularly orphans, almost always located in a spooky environments.

„Devil's backbone” takes place in a haunted orphanage during the Spanish civil war, with some kids exploring the dark history of the facility. Everything is pretty much classic Guillermo, with some occasional heart-chilling scenes and nothing more than that.

„Devil's backbone” is one low rate scary movie for children and children only.


21 Feb 2016

CHEAP AND CORNY PAID WAR PROPAGANDA



Civil war in the Balkans during the '90s represents one of the least adequately depicted ones when it comes to Western cinematographies, so the „Twice born” is no exception.

Tacky story, pathetic twists as well as poorly played main cast (Penelope Cruz, Emile Hirsch) could be considered just as a flop if it weren't for the really well thought out premeditation to blame it all on the one party in the conflict.

Aside from clearly laid out political and financial inputs, „Twice born” is just one really, really bad movie in every major aspect.


20 Feb 2016

OVERRATED



Spanish language spoken comedies tend to go on two separate paths: dark or unconvincing humor.

„Nine queens” brings us the story about two small time scoundrels teaming up together on a 1000 times seen task to take the big cash. Ricardo Darin is solid as always, while the rest of the cast fall behind, as well as the twists and the humor itself.

„Nine queens” is a crime comedy that will not make you laugh much.



19 Feb 2016

CONSISTENT AND PAINFUL ALL THE WAY



Dramatic fate of the Jews in Second world war torn Europe was a frequent subject in modern cinema with some real directing and writing giants involved in its depicting. The sub-genre was drenched during the years and little or no viable flicks were made in this century.

„Phoenix” is a low B/C German drama about a woman (Nina Hoss) that managed to survive the war disfigured and now searches for her husband who sold her out to the Nazis. The betrayal continues to the very end, as well as women's tragedy. Overall rhythm is pretty slow, but the emotions run high all the way, as the entire precisely written script.

„Phoenix” is a great European drama with a big „D” that will twist your heart inside out.



18 Feb 2016

BEAUTIFUL, BUT ONLY HALF FULL



Korean film directors are PhDs in violent masterpieces and „Bittersweet life” is no exception.

The story is in the back plan of the entire of the flick, concentrating on a pretty thin mix already seen elements of revenge and betrayal inside the mafia circles. Major asset of Kim Jee-Woon's movie is the blazing production, camera and light of action sequences at its core. The director is very well aware of that, so he exploits them to the very extreme, leaving the viewer feeling awed, but pretty much empty at the end.

„A bittersweet life” is the feast for the eye, but sadly not for the ear and brain as well.




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17 Feb 2016

TOO ARTSY



Everything we already saw in „Sympathy for Mr.Vengeance” is there in the second part of „The Vengeance trilogy” by Park Chan-Wook, but enhanced to the very limit. This particularly goes for the artistic approach to camera, lighting and choreography which are both mesmerizing, but also a bit tiresome.

Plot uses the two trademarks of Korean scriptwriters: overlapping of stories and course of time and it uses it with some variable success. First part of the movie tends to stall everything, while things get a bit more interesting towards the end, with some true life dramatical questions opened up in the waiting room.

„Sympathy for Lady Vengeance” is a beautiful picture, but with no matching sound to complement it.



16 Feb 2016

A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE



Korean new wave cinema reinvented the trash slash action thriller genre, combining it along the way with some drama and artistic elements. The backbone of that new mutated line of movies tends to be motive of vengeance.

„Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance” is the first part of the much acclaimed „Revenge” trilogy by the gifted director Park Chan-Wook, climaxing in the worldwide known „Oldboy”.

First part of the saga brings us the story of the deaf and dumb young man that kidnaps his boss's daughter so he can pay the kidney transplantation for his sister. As it often does, everything in his plan goes wrong and a lot of side characters get drawn into the plot, complicating and overlapping the story to the very end.

Directing is superb, with strong symbolism and beautifully shot violent scenes throughout the entire course of the movie. Acting is just mesmerizing, led by Kang-ho Song, as well as the action choreography.

„Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance” is a true masterpiece of New wave Korean violent thriller drama.


15 Feb 2016

UNBEARABLY PRETENTIOUS



Artistic cinema always tends to walk on the very edge of acceptance blade.

The forced symbolism, extremely long empty cuts and almost silent atmosphere of one of the most acclaimed Hungarian movies of this century, „Werckmeister harmonies” sadly falls from that blade into the vast dark sea of pretentiousness and mind raping even for the above average viewer.

„Werckmeister harmonies” is just one of those unbearable flicks that you wish you have never watched.




13 Feb 2016

UNCONSISTENTLY SHARP



Swiss cinema is one of the less known European celuloid industries and as such represents an obscure treat for the movie lovers.

„Vitus” is a classic „wunderkind” story that tends to walk on both sides of the family/drama film for wide public. The main role (Teo Gheorghiu) brings the satisfying amount of charm to the script, but the plot and backing characters sadly do not.

„Vitus” could have been a great movie for the entire family, but it just isn't.




12 Feb 2016

JUST NOT THERE YET



Czech cinematography has had its peak back in the mid-20th century, so every new flick coming from that country is constantly being compared to the ones of the „golden era”.

„Zelary” is a classic slow pace Second world war drama combining the elements of civil war and the fate of the Czech pictured through the main female character (played by Anna Geislerova) and her patron (György Cserhalmi) who falls for her charms.

The script is unwinding in a pretty obvious way and only occasional violence tends to break the smooth sailing of the entire story. The dash of Russian-made terror just adds to the overall feeling of safe ending.

„Zelary” is a solid slow pace war drama, but without the much needed amplitude.




11 Feb 2016

JUST BELOW KOREAN STANDARDS



New Korean cinema has been one of the century’s best, combining economically potent production with some really great screenwriting. Most of it’s international glory, new Korean movie draws from criminal thriller with intertwined script at its core.

„Friend” is no excuse, following a group of friends on their way from teenage days up to late thirties. On that way, main characters evolve and pick their sides of the law, as already seen. And that’s where the majority of „Chingoo’s” flaws lie. Everything is already seen in the American cinema, aside from trademark Korean brutality. Even the twists and turns are too obvious as well as the evolution of the characters.

„Friend” is „just” a solid thriller and as such, placed just below the high standards of the new Korean cinema.




10 Feb 2016

TRUE TRASH GEM


Just when everybody was expecting a total slump of the innovative franchise ‘bout weather phenomena including sharks, Ian Ziering and his buddies managed to produce something that easily prove to be the best part of the saga.

Everything in „Sharknado 3” is on steroids: action, tacky dialogues, retarded plots, as well as different locations and production sets. Humor is really enthralling, so you will have a hard time establishing which line or scene are the one to be called the best. Finale is just so original, so the viewer is left breathless waiting for the fourth one.

„Sharknado 3” is a true gem for trash worshipers with little or no weak spots at all.




9 Feb 2016

WEAKER THAN THE FIRST ONE


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Ian Ziering's concept of tornadoes that suck up sharks and land them on innocent and unsuspecting citizens of USA made a huge impact on the underground trash community so the franchise was a logical follow-up.

However, following a unwritten rule, the second sequel was a bit of a flop, not taking the concept to a new level, just repeating the existing one on a different location (New York instead of L.A). Humor also falls behind, just occasionally reaching the level achieved in the first „Sharknado”.

„Sharknado 2” is weaker and less entertaining than the first part of the franchise.




8 Feb 2016

THE MAGIC HAS GONE



First part of the Seth MacFarlane's satirical adventure of politically incorrect talking teddy bear was a huge box-office success and one of the best US comedies in this century, so the great expectations from the second movie were pretty much  logical. Therefore, the disappointment with the result was substantial.

Following the similar cases of „Hangover 2” and „Machette kills”, everything that was to go wrong, went wrong. The script is painstakingly shallow, the humor can only be found in traces and is reduced to blatant vulgarities and self-parody. Even the much appreciated critic of American society from the first one is gone. As well as pretty much everything else that we loved.

„Ted 2” is one of the biggest flops of modern US comedy sequels and a movie to avoid at all costs.




7 Feb 2016

HILLARIOUS



The series about the young actor and his entourage proved to be one of the more amusing runs on recent American TV, although without a decent closure at the very end. The fans wanted more, and a movie was the only logical answer.

Unlike its women’s counterpart, „Sex and the city”, long feature of „Entourage” was a true revelation and even more amusing than the original series. The main quartet is there (Vince, Johnny Drama, Eric and Turtle), but as always the show is stolen by the unbelievably funny and politically incorrect manager Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven). As for the plot, it doesn’t differ much from the TV version, rotating about the production of a new movie in Hollywood. The series trademark cameos are present as well, with Pharell Williams and Emily Ratajkowsky leading the way.

„Entourage” movie will make laugh your heart out even though you haven’t seen the series.




5 Feb 2016

HYPERTRASH



Reboots don’t usually work. Rarely, some of the revamps are worth your time, and „Jurassic park” is one of those flicks.

The storyline is pretty much recycling the first part of the franchise, with a newer/larger/better amusement park with dinosaurs being opened on the place of the old one, situated somewhere around Galapagos islands. Casting is totally refreshed, but the motives for main characters remain the same: greed, vanity and the never ending desire for the spectacle. Those basic elements ultimately lead to genetic experiments on dinosaurs and a cross breeding crescendo showdown at the very end which everyone expects.

Action sequences are pretty gory and massive, while the CGI continues with high standards set by the first three parts of the franchise. Plots aren’t pretty intelligent and convincing, but a summer action/sci-fi/horror blockbuster doesn’t need that after all.

„Jurassic world” is a genuine box-office smasher and a fairly amusing refreshment of the basic concept.




3 Feb 2016

SOLID



Momentum from the fifth part somewhat slows down in „Fast & Furious 6”, bringing the crew to London to hunt for the international terrorist. Some of the characters are gone, some new ones are there as well as the ghosts of the past. Action sequences are solid, as well as some of the new concepts, such as the CGI filled ending scenes.

„Fast & Furious 6” is one the better parts of the saga, but certainly not the best one.




2 Feb 2016

THE BEST ONE


Full crew, Rio, cars, women, Dwayne Johnson as a guest star. How can such a concept of reviving „The fast and the furious” franchise go wrong? The answer is: It can’t.

Action sequences are better than ever in „Fast five”, while Rio de Janeiro provides a spectacular setback for the production. The rhythm is relentless, CGI is minimal, while the fight scene between Vin and Rock stands as the best one in the entire series. The whole movie just sreams for fun, popcorn and cash from the Box office.

When it comes to „Fast and furious” saga, „Fast five” is by far, its best part.




1 Feb 2016

SLOWLY PICKING UP THE PACE



Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are back in the fourth part of the franchise and that fact represents the major turning point in a weakened storyline of this saga. Plot somewhat thickens, as well as the racing/fight choreography, while our regular bad guys now undoubtedly turn to the right side of the law.

„Fast & Furious” represents a step forward compared to the second and third part of the franchise, but nothing more than that.